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Acanthemblemaria chaplini, the papillose blenny, is a species of chaenopsid blenny found in the western Atlantic ocean. It can reach a maximum length of 4.5 centimetres (1.8 in) TL. The specific name honours the ichthyologist Charles C. G. Chaplin (1906-1991).
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MOTM is the name of the modular synthesizer system manufactured by Synthesis Technology. MOTM is an acronym for \"Module of the Month\".
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